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Durand The Philosopher
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26 April 2001 (Age: 19)
Location:
A hot single bush near you.
Occupation:
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Durand The Philosopher

Member, Male, 19, from A hot single bush near you.

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FREEDOM AT LAST! The demon has been summoned. 20 April 2020

Durand The Philosopher was last seen:
27 May 2020
    1. Sofics
      Sofics
      Bro whats your yt
    2. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      FREEDOM AT LAST! The demon has been summoned.
      1. Jerome and Bucky like this.
      2. Jerome
        Jerome
        come back habibi
        2 May 2020
    3. Silver
      Silver
      Missed you ;(
    4. Alex
    5. Jorim
    6. HajsNet
      HajsNet
      #FreeDurand
    7. Daggersツ
      Daggersツ
      Make the diaries pls :)
    8. AERA
      AERA
      Hey Durand it me Jerome you best friend. I hack this account and need your credit card information to escape because I be kidnapped by bad guys. Thank you, youre best friend Jerome.
      1. Christian likes this.
      2. Jerome
        Jerome
        this wasnt funny
        2 May 2020
      3. AERA
        AERA
        My self from one year ago would care about your opinion.
        2 May 2020
    9. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      Today i joined Green Beretes. Mainly for the sniper rifle, but also for the feeling of brotherhood. You better watch your back from now on.
      1. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        Because i have a tendency of sniping at a very close range. Zlat is prime example of it.
        4 August 2019
      2. AERA
        AERA
        YOU better watch your back because I have a tendency of using my butterfly fade factory knife at a very long range.
        4 August 2019
      3. Gary
        Gary
        AND YOU better watch your back because I have a tendency of using my Baton and Shield with the force of a thousand moons.
        4 August 2019
        AERA and Durand The Philosopher like this.
    10. Adrian
      Adrian
      Let this be clear. If you and Kiingz A. try to kill me or B. try to sell me drugs im running you over the moment i see you <3
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      2. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        Those weren't us, KiingZz died after calling me an infidel and i left the country with money and coke. New day, new roleplay. Also it was so funny when we asked those PVTs to open the gates as we were leaving with the drugs lmao.
        3 August 2019
      3. Adrian
        Adrian
        Actually, new day new RP aint a thing, it's now every week, renember that the rule suggestion got accepted?
        3 August 2019
      4. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        still, i'm outta the country so who cares. It's a new Durand.
        3 August 2019
    11. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      It was a normal day in the life of Jerome Pena, his plan to cripple the NATO forces by selling them drugs was coming along. Up to a point.
      1. Coin and KiingZz like this.
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      3. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        They made it to the EAFA base and were greeted with kindness, but Jerome knew something was wrong, KiingZz seemed very nervous. Soon enough they were brought to the helipads to escape the country and live off of drug money and the rest of coke they had stashed. Suddenly KiingZz pulled out his gun.
        2 August 2019
      4. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        He started making claims on how Jerome is an infidel, a traitor for the NATO and he shot him on the shoulder, after being told to stop resisting KiingZz shot one of the men and started a wild run for the gate, he was shot immediately after. Jerome wept the death of his brother, having all the cash and drugs he was escorted out of the country. And never seen again. They say he is still somewhere out there.
        2 August 2019
      5. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        Dealing drugs and spitting on everything NATO loves. That was the story of the NATO traitor, Jerome Pena.
        2 August 2019
    12. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      Not a very busy day today, at least not for me it wasn't. Yet...
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      2. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        I encountered someone, we both had our weapons on safety, in a stand-off. We looked each other in the eye and exchanged warnings for a few seconds and right after that the enemy grabbed his gun and pointed it at me, quick reflex. One shot. 1EKIA.
        24 July 2019
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      3. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        I moved up to CPH and spotted a guy trying to shoot down our Huey through a window, quick spray and he was dead. 2EKIA. Later we took a lot of casualties as the enemy force pushed our positions into bunker, i was badly wounded.
        24 July 2019
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      4. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        Staring death into the eyes made me sure, we have to get out. At least those who were still alive, i jumped the corner and i don't remember much of the rest what happened... i know i woke up in a hospital bed, once again.
        24 July 2019
    13. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      Today i made my way back on the train that was full of supplies for our NATO brothers on the front. Suddenly we stopped just before the base
      1. Wolf likes this.
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      3. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        We were stuck behind a large stack of crates and were screaming for help, luckily help arrived soon. I rushed back to base, i looked behind and i saw our men getting under some heavy fire.
        23 July 2019
      4. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        I didn't look back, i had no way to help them, they stripped me of all my weapons and i had no choice but to retreat. Luckily they have taken control over the situation and we got some supplies back.
        23 July 2019
      5. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        I don't know what happened to the other hostages, i heard over the radio that one has died, hopefully the other one lived through it. I live another day, hopefully this won't change soon.
        23 July 2019
    14. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      It felt relieving to land in that base. Immediately i spotted out old faces, first was Skelator. MP as per usual. He trained me this time.
      1. John Corleone likes this.
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      3. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        Rangers pushed towards the Barn in an effort to flush any enemies out of it. Soon enough everything calmed down and we had CT back under our control. In the corner of my eye i noticed a dark figure, then i heard it. I dashed to the side as his bullets swooshed next to my head. I called out: "FACTORY!" and we started the push soon enough.
        23 July 2019
      4. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        It took a long time to get rid of them. They have attacked us with a huge force, we knew there was no other choice... No rules, War.
        23 July 2019
      5. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        After all that ensued i wished i had my AWM back, i'm not really used to "stable damage output" or "supressive fire". I like sneaking and taking my targets out with wits not tons of bullets. At the end of the day i got my first promotion, by the General himself, PV2 once more. The story continues.
        23 July 2019
    15. Sofics
      Sofics
      Unga Bunga you better do your RP profile posts again
      1. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        Getting to it, just gotta get the machine rolling again.
        21 July 2019
      2. Adrian
        Adrian
        Let the man work his magic, quality shit cant be rushed
        21 July 2019
    16. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      Today i had a big and detailed look at the new map and some minor details. Overall it seems really interesting .
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      2. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        Police is also not very interesting for me, and my polish homeboys are all in ILF, excluding Lord. Fuck you @ScarLxrd
        So my plans are quite simple. I'll stay as ILF and find myself a spot in the community once again, but as of now. I am finally back home, where i belong. I'll take everything slow and try to create good roleplay to let the new/old blood warm up to me. Then we'll see.
        14 April 2019
      3. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        As the last part of this "coming back" log, i'll just say that i have a lot of Dilemmas with what to do with the story of my character. I want to stay Durand but the character i created is a strong follower of NATO forces and he always fights alongside them, i'll see what i can do about it though, maybe an alternate story where Durand was actually born somewhere else. Who knows.
        14 April 2019
      4. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        For now... I'm back, i'm as gay as ever and i'm ready to wreck shit up. Also i might try to revive the canteen since i heard we don't use it. It's a good roleplay opportunity if you ask me. Aight, see ya on the battlefield, Durand out.
        14 April 2019
    17. Jerome
      Jerome
      why am I not in your signature?
      1. Daggersツ
        Daggersツ
        Cause you are a PVT lol
        23 March 2019
      2. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        cause you're too good for it.
        23 March 2019
    18. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      I asked my father once if he wanted some fries. After several attempts to get him to eat he shouted at me that he doesn't want my fries.
      1. Finn likes this.
      2. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        He started coughing soon after. Haven't seen him since.
        19 March 2019
        Finn likes this.
      3. ScarLxrd
        ScarLxrd
        And this is why you're gay
        19 March 2019
        Finn likes this.
      4. Roenz
        Roenz
        Didn't you leave?
        19 March 2019
    19. ScarLxrd
      ScarLxrd
      Finally, a gay out of MesaGaming,huh
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      2. ScarLxrd
        ScarLxrd
        I will rip your spine off carefully,don't worry,it will only hurt a bit,
        13 March 2019
      3. Sarmalee
        Sarmalee
        So tough man :o
        13 March 2019
      4. Jerome
        Jerome
        KYS lord
        23 March 2019
    20. SorrowPL
      SorrowPL
      Shit don't feel the same when you are out of town
      You are out of town :c
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    26 April 2001 (Age: 19)
    Location:
    A hot single bush near you.
    Occupation:
    Count your breaths.
    Happy go lucky friendly guy with a lot of imagination.
    An absolute fucking unit once rolling.
    Does shit, then goes away.
    The edgiest cunt in existence.
    Cringy as fuck.
    Gay. but not really, it's just a way of speech, screw you i like miself some of that vagene
    Artistic Autist | Autistic Artist
    "Influential Idol"
    Failed his MesaNews job interview
    For the most part of his career Lxrd's bitch.
    For the remainer part of his career Lxrd is his bitch.
    Was trained by the world-wide infamous star Jerome Pena
    Loves everyone equally aside from Maljenko due to multiple character differences.
    Doesn't hold a real grudge against no one, no matter how they wronged him.
    The most polite torturer.
    Very egoistic, he fucking teaches people the principles of Army using the acronym D.U.R.A.N.D.
    Released after getting captured by CEAA. Once. (We don't talk about the second time.)
    CEAA aggressively tried to get him on their side.
    Experienced Marksman (9 months as a MM on different servers)
    EX-Navy LT, misses his job in SWCC, hopes they add it to Mesa. (Still waitin)
    Nigga
    Is probably too nice to people he doesn't even fucking know.
    Strong Moral code
    Brings Roleplay wherever it's needed.
    Is willing to waste his time in the Google Translator just to roleplay as a fluent Chinese speaker while interrogating.
    18.02.2019 is the day he was truly shining as an officer and a player.
    Has made a music video about himself, his ego knows no boundaries.
    Does Drugs and gets shit for it by the other staff members.
    Never repeats the same mistake twice.
    Will kill for a lion bar.
    Dislikes higher staff members for giving him shit and doing stupid themselves.
    Has left the community on 10.03.2019 due to many, many issues with staff.
    Returned to the community on 19.07.2019 because they re-added Army.
    Proud member of Green Berets, for now at least.
    A Veteran, honestly.
    Highly trained fuckface.
    Cumblast me.
    Lxrd might be a waste of human resources...

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