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Durand The Philosopher
Last Activity:
26 March 2019 at 01:30
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Gender:
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Birthday:
26 April 2001 (Age: 17)
Location:
Actually Poland and not Belgium mate
Occupation:
Retired Navy LT and Army LTC

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Durand The Philosopher

"He comes, changes something then goes away", Male, 17, from Actually Poland and not Belgium mate

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I asked my father once if he wanted some fries. After several attempts to get him to eat he shouted at me that he doesn't want my fries. 19 March 2019

Durand The Philosopher was last seen:
26 March 2019 at 01:30
    1. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      It's time to say it. I have achieved everything i ever wanted. And the time has come... Goodbye Mesagaming, it truly was a great experience.
      1. Joy, Commie Jon, Wolf and 4 others like this.
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      3. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        @Qin too late, already did. I will soon post my goodbyes. Fully fledged out, thanking everyone i have ever interacted with. You included.
        10 March 2019
        Daggersツ and Qin like this.
      4. Daggersツ
        Daggersツ
        Good Luck in life mate
        10 March 2019
      5. Roenz
        Roenz
        Denied, get back to the frontline soldier!
        10 March 2019
        Finn and Durand The Philosopher like this.
    2. Daggersツ
    3. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      Made it! 1001 claims in whatever time i was a T-mod. 10 hours left until 1k in Gmod. My time is slowly running out. Decision remains unmade.
      1. Daggersツ likes this.
    4. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      Met another very promising Private, Rayuk. Gonna keep a close watch on him, seems like a quality guy. You get those rarely nowadays.
      1. Daggersツ likes this.
      2. Maljenko
        Maljenko
        @Ground snap this broccoli rayuk up fool and see if he is as good as hes made out to be
        9 March 2019
        Jacktot v2 likes this.
    5. SorrowPL
      SorrowPL
      Is willing to waste his time in the Google Translator just to roleplay as a fluent Chinese speaker while interrogating.


      I feel like I am the only one who gets this reference XDDD
    6. Gren
      Gren
      dude bro i like your signature hahahahaha
    7. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      Today i got permabanned from TS by Hades so... uhh... Well you can expect me to be less active on our regimental TS. Kinda sad ain't it?
      1. Daunting
        Daunting
        All you have to do is make a appeal
        9 March 2019
        Finn likes this.
      2. Pickle
        Pickle
        That's a big oof
        9 March 2019
      3. Bottz
        Bottz
        attention he said the o word better ban him
        9 March 2019
    8. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      Today... Well today fucking nothing. I try to do my best to keep Army doing something but it only works for a while. I dunno what to do man.
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      2. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        Coin has a great point, i have just lost my center for a second due to some personal problems i'm facing. In all of this mess i forgot what Army truly is and how great i want it to become. Everything is getting better so this topic is outdated. Thanks to @Coin for being the voice of reason here. Much appreciated.
        8 March 2019
        Daggersツ and Finn like this.
      3. ScarLxrd
        ScarLxrd
        Do I need to come back?
        9 March 2019
      4. ScarLxrd
        ScarLxrd
        As I see Army is in its worst place fucking ever
        9 March 2019
    9. Commie Jon
      Commie Jon
      Ay yo fam whats the name of your plug lmao
    10. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      (Side Story) Yesterday since there was no Army on i got fucking blasted with someone, name i don't remember. I took my hidden stash...
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      2. Roenz
        Roenz
        wtf
        7 March 2019
      3. Jacktot v2
        Jacktot v2
        What the Actual fuck
        7 March 2019
        Finn and Durand The Philosopher like this.
      4. Finn
        Finn
        Now I'm glad I left
        8 March 2019
        ScarLxrd likes this.
    11. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      (OOC) I decided to take a short nap after a night of almost no sleep. And i had the weirdest fucking dream ever. I could physically feel it.
      1. John Corleone and Jacket like this.
      2. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        I won't go into much detail on it cause it was just so fucked up that i barely remember it but i could feel the sensation of the skin on my head just slowly burning away. The warmth, the headache and then the smell of my hair and skin getting fucking burned to a crisp. I have no idea why the fuck, my vision got fucked up i'm so confused... Help
        7 March 2019
      3. ScarLxrd
        ScarLxrd
        Thats what coke and weed does,STOP DOING DRUGS YOU CRACKHEAD.
        9 March 2019
    12. ScarLxrd
      ScarLxrd
      Why am I friends with an Oxygen addict?
      1. Finn and Durand The Philosopher like this.
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      3. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        No-homo Broccoli
        7 March 2019
        Finn likes this.
      4. ScarLxrd
        ScarLxrd
        Come ts uglt Broccoli
        7 March 2019
      5. ScarLxrd
        ScarLxrd
        COME TS
        7 March 2019
    13. Bucky
      Bucky
      What do you make those badass sigs with
      1. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        Filmora, frame by frame text edits. Could be done in any editing software though.
        6 March 2019
    14. Daggersツ
      Daggersツ
      Nice signature :)
      1. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        Thanks, worked hard on it. Sadly it came a bit worse in quality.
        6 March 2019
        Daggersツ likes this.
      2. Daggersツ
        Daggersツ
        Nah it’s fine
        6 March 2019
    15. Lars
      Lars
      Great signature :P
      1. Gren and Durand The Philosopher like this.
      2. Gren
        Gren
        *immense confused*
        9 March 2019
    16. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      Today i got pissed off, and that's about it.
      1. Silver, Finn, Daunting and 2 others like this.
      2. Senhs
        Senhs
        now this is epic.
        5 March 2019
        Finn and Durand The Philosopher like this.
      3. Finn
        Finn
        10-20
        5 March 2019
    17. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      Yesterday i have been promoted to LTC meaning i had to step off from the Director of MM. Hopefully Caspie does better than i ever did.
      1. Finn, Daunting and Jacket like this.
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      3. Umpa
        Umpa
        Dropped like world trade center.. seems a bitcontroversial
        4 March 2019
      4. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        @Umpa I am a drug-addict that has been allowed to lead. Everyone knows i am "a bit" controversial.
        4 March 2019
        Umpa likes this.
      5. ScarLxrd
        ScarLxrd
        Caspie now fucked MM in the ass
        9 March 2019
    18. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      Today we made a small patrol to CT and AF. I had my men in two cars and although CT was completely clear of hostility, AF was much different
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      2. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        I have decided to let enlisted choose what they want to do, either risk their lives out in the field or train. Everything went smoothly and we could take a break. Some got promoted and suddenly we heard a message on the comms. MP was coming in for a regimental bunk check. Personally i didn't have anything illegal on me, outside of my little karambit which was a gift from my old Navy pal, Kepo.
        3 March 2019
      3. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        MP questioned me about it but understood i wasn't the one to blame there since it was a gift. Sadly others weren't so lucky. Some of my enlisted had drugs on them. One of them claimed to be the son of Pablo Escobar when they found a kg of meth, coke and weed on him. Sadly none of my marksmen were clean either but that'll teach them to bring drugs to our barracks.
        3 March 2019
      4. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        Truly the warfront is a terrible place... it gets so bad that drugs seem like the only escape... i won't give out further comments on that though. Overall a busy day.
        3 March 2019
    19. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      Today we have met three soldiers from Kazakhstan, they ran a small shop in CT and later when they came up to our FG, they almost got killed.
      1. Umpa likes this.
      2. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        We took good care of them, we brought them to our Medbay. One of them was quite fishy. Suffering from what is most likely brain damage he wandered around aimlessly. We tried to keep him at bay but at one point he disappeared. When he came back he tried to uncuff one of his friends, he succeeded and killed one of ours.
        1 March 2019
      3. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        The rest of us quickly caught up and tried to put him down but he shot at least two of our men to death. We killed him, he also gave a gun to the other one but he got put down easily. The third one stayed with us for a long time afterwards.
        1 March 2019
    20. Durand The Philosopher
      Durand The Philosopher
      Over 600 claims and counting! Let's get this bread before i die from OD.
      1. Roenz
        Roenz
        Stop it, get some help.
        1 March 2019
      2. Bucky
        Bucky
        Just so you know it’s not all about claims. It is also about helping out with certain tasks and being helpful all around. Don’t focus too much on getting loads of claims just make sure you have enough (about 200-300 a week). Going OD gets very boring if you do it continuously.
        1 March 2019
      3. Durand The Philosopher
        Durand The Philosopher
        @Bucky The problem is, claims are like a cocaine rush. After you do one and another pops up you are so tempted to do it. It's mostly because you want people to have fun and that's why i do so many of them at once. I want everyone happy. Also as for tasks, i think only once was i asked to actually do something so... Gimme some work boys.
        1 March 2019
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    26 April 2001 (Age: 17)
    Location:
    Actually Poland and not Belgium mate
    Occupation:
    Retired Navy LT and Army LTC
    Happy go lucky friendly guy with a lot of imagination.
    An absolute fucking unit once rolling.
    Does shit, then goes away.
    The edgiest cunt in existence.
    Cringy as fuck.
    Gay. but not really, it's just a way of speech, screw you i like miself some of that vagene
    Artistic Autist
    "Influential Idol"
    Failed his MesaNews job interview
    For the most part of his career Lxrd's bitch.
    For the remainer part of his career Lxrd is his bitch.
    Was trained by the world-wide infamous star Jerome Pena
    Loves everyone equally aside from Maljenko due to multiple character differences.
    Doesn't hold a real grudge against no one, no matter how they wronged him.
    The most polite torturer.
    Very egoistic, he fucking teaches people the principles of Army using the acronym D.U.R.A.N.D.
    Released after getting captured by CEAA. Once. (We don't talk about the second time.)
    CEAA aggressively try to get him on their side.
    Experienced Marksman (9 months as a MM on different servers)
    EX-Navy LT, misses his job in SWCC, hopes they add it to Mesa.
    broccoli
    Is probably too nice to people he doesn't even fucking know.
    Strong Moral code
    Brings Roleplay wherever it's needed.
    Is willing to waste his time in the Google Translator just to roleplay as a fluent Chinese speaker while interrogating.
    18.02.2019 is the day he was truly shining as an officer and a player.
    Has made a music video about himself, his ego knows no boundaries.
    Does Drugs and gets shit for it by the other staff members.
    Never repeats the same mistake twice.
    Will kill for a lion bar.
    Dislikes higher staff members for giving him shit and doing stupid themselves.
    Has left the community on 10.03.2019 due to many, many issues with staff.

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